Moth Hairs

Pippin: Merry, I've got it this time – Happy Moth Hairs Day!

Merry: Pip, you smoke too much.  That doesn't sound right at all.

Gimli: What are you two going on about?

Merry: Pippin thinks there’s some sort of occasion going on today.

Pippin: Yes, it’s Moth Hairs Day, just like last year.

Legolas: Mother’s Day, young master hobbit.

Gimli: Ah, a day celebrating dwarf women.  You know, some say that there are no dwarf women, and dwarves come up out of the ground.

Pippin: I – I don’t understand.

Merry: You don’t understand a lot of things, Pip. . . . Are there any dwarf women?

Gimli: Of course.  My very own mother.  Ask Frodo’s uncle, Bilbo; he’s seen a picture of her.

Gandalf: Yes, yes he has.  And how did we come at this topic?

Merry: Pippin was wishing everyone a Happy Moth Hairs Day, but he’d had it all wrong, it’s-

Pippin: Wait, I want to say it.

Merry: Go ahead, then.

Pippin: Happy Mother’s Day!