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n. what it took for me to pass all my classes this semester

n. what I need with every meal to to convince myself chemical engineering isn't that bad a volatile, colorless liquid with the chemical formula CH₃CH₂OH that is a skin and eye irritant and hazardous if inhaled or ingested

[Fun fact from orgo lab lecture: if you buy alcohol that’s higher than 190 proof, the water has been removed using chemicals such as benzene, which is carcinogenic. It is physically impossible for traditional distillation to reach a mixture of greater than 95% ethanol and less than 5% water because at that point, the mixture boils at a constant temperature and both the ethanol and water will boil off together. Foiled by the azeotrope.]

[Pen]

n. representative of the Free Things I will fill out surveys for. For the past two years, I’ve filled out the house survey for a t-shirt. Last semester I filled out a survey about hunger and self-entitlement for an orange pen. Yes, a pen.

[Writer’s block]

Here it is.

[Tired]

adj. description of my general state of being

Ex. I am more tired than these bicycles.

I am less tired than this truck.